AISubs v3.7
*praising his baseball skills*
You kid who loves baseball so much!
Yay~!
You've been playing it for a while now, right.
You know, you can only use baseball tools for baseball.
That's true.
There are a lot of tools for baseball, and also symbols for baseball.
After seeing them, I realized that it would be a shame to use only baseball as tools.
I know!
So this time, we're going to use a baseball tool and think of a sport that's far from baseball and actually try it out.
- Yes, yes! - Yes, yes!
We'd like to try it out.
First, we'll separate it into two parts.
The one that Bunkei came up with, which is a baseball school and a toy sport.
And the one that Riki came up with.
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if we did something other than putting our hands in?
Those "moms" have already solidified.
I love baseball so much that it might be like that.
Well, a symbolic glove, ball, bat, and base?
- Well, as long as you use this. - A tool for baseball.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Then we'll have a strategy meeting. - Yes!
- Yes!
Strategy Meeting
Now!
No, but looking at this, it's different.
As expected of this!
- This is... - As expected of... - No, we'll use that.
That might be different.
- We'll use this and... - We'll use this and...
- We'll give it a role as far from culture as possible. - We'll give it a role as far from culture as possible.
It's a battle, isn't it? Three against three?
When I came up with two, I'd like to prepare three bases,
and a rugby ball with a base as a goal.
(Let's do it!)
It's a game that goes on.
It's not a sport.
It's a game.
I think we can do it.
Just a little bit?
For example, if you put this on Shibuya and this guy is hit by this ball...
"Yokkorase" and...
"Yokkorase" will play against each other, but...
"Sexgo"...
Now, it's a division team.
I want you to tell me one thing.
Baseball...
Well, I've been playing softball for a few years.
This is definitely something you can put on your arms.
This is something you can throw.
Well, as expected...
"What should I do?" I'm full of energy.
What we often do is make it a hat like this.
Well, well, well...
That's already...
Isn't it a hand that you can do as many actions as you can think of?
It's also good to try putting something in it.
Gateball...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
No, this is already...
Someone is playing and doing it.
And...
If you put it in here...
Does it look like a badminton?
Yes, yes, yes...
Hit this...
You don't know if you're going to hit it or not.
It's like you're doing something in the direction you've fallen.
Oh...
In the direction you've fallen like this...
Oh, my God...
This is the first time I've seen it.
I've never seen this before.
I've never seen this before, so...
Which one is in it?
Hey...
Hey!
You're going to beat me with a baseball?
First of all, a home base is probably easier to do, right?
Helmet is like this...
It's irregular, right?
And a home base...
Helmet...
Catcher's mask...
And a ball or something...
Well, once you can do it, you can do it.
It's done!
Well, it's good.
This one is also great.
The only thing I want to say is...
About our tools...
Seriously!
You were doing it while you were cold.
Seriously!
I don't care if you're angry or pissed off...
But I want you to think of it as something similar.
I want you to think that the concept has changed.
I want you to think that soccer players have spread their legs.
If you look at it as baseball...
I want you to think that you've been hit by a bat and it's not funny.
Which one do you want to go with?
Well, shall we do rock-paper-scissors?
Yes!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You lost! You lost!
You're the only one using "rock, paper, scissors" when you say it.
Sorry, I was looking at the ground.
Well, we'll go first.
Yes!
Well, we'll start with the D.K. team captain, Shibai.
Please tell us your name.
My name is Bickle!
What?!
Bickle?!
You look like you're in good shape.
I have a lot of lactic acid bacteria.
It's got rugby and tackle.
Rugby and tackle? That's rugby!
That's...
I don't think about names that much.
I really don't think about them that much.
First of all, I'd like you to introduce the ground that will be the stage of this sport.
Yes!
The triangle shape of this zone, where we stand in the center of the ground, has a square board.
What is this place called?
This is...
Go-bar!
Go-bar?!
This is Go-bar!
This sport starts with Go-bar.
And Go-bar is the center of this sport.
Go-bar is in the middle of the triangle.
And this square board is in the middle of these three points.
What is this square board called?
This is... Kaiser!
Go-bar and Kaiser?!
It's not Kaiser!
The distance between Go-bar and Kaiser is fixed, right?
Yes.
It's 12.56 meters from Go-bar to Kaiser.
Wow!
That's for sure!
Why is that?
It's an official rule.
There is no reason for it.
There isn't.
Isn't it called "baseball self-defense"?
Yes, it is.
In this game, six players play 3-on-3 attack and defense and repeat the period.
It's like...
Baseball...
No, it's not.
It's like...
First of all, I'd like to introduce you to the attack side of the game.
The ball is...
What? Is it a ball?
What?
This is called a ball.
This is a ball.
It's a "tondas ball". It's a ball.
Well, yeah.
This is a human ball.
This is a "bickle ball", right?
This is a "bickle ball".
I see.
You can put this "bickle ball" in the ball.
What is it?
It's a "shama".
The country hasn't changed suddenly.
It's a "shama".
You can put the "bickle ball" in the "shama".
But you can't tell which one has "bickle ball" in it, right?
No, I can't.
Which one has "bickle ball" in it?
Oh, it's hard to tell.
This is the "bickle's brain".
They fight with "bickle's brain".
They use "battle equipment" like "head", "belly", and "legs".
The three "attacking men"...
What is "attacking men" said in English?
Attacking men
Are you sure about this game?
The three "attacking men" can go anywhere with these three kaisers,
so they go to pick up the oshama.
You can step on or touch the oshama as you hold it.
- It's the oshama with the ball in it. - I see.
If you touch the kaiser with the oshama with the vickle ball in it,
electricity will go in.
That's how you kill vampires.
However, there is only one vickle ball,
so you can pass the ball between the three of you,
or you can say, "Did you exchange it like this?"
- I see. - Yes.
If you don't know who's holding it, it's a lie.
- It's a vickle lie. - Yes, it's a vickle lie.
Next, we will introduce "defensemen".
What is "defensemen" said in English?
Death dragon!
Death dragon and ogrets fight?!
- Yes, death dragon is... - Cool!
- We will use this for defense. - What?!
What is this?
- This is called "gunnigul". - Gunnigul!
- It looks strong! - We will use this gunnigul...
- To block ogrets' movements. - I'm jealous!
- Specifically, what we should do is... - Ah!
- What?! - No, no, no!
- It's out. - Out.
- No way! What is it?! - This is...
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's not for defense. - If you touch it, you die.
- Yes. - One ogret will die.
- You can't move between these vickles. - Yes, I see.
- It's for defense. - I see.
- It's important to crush one. - No, it's not.
- It's made of plastic. - I see.
- This time, it's made of metal. - Metal is made of metal?!
- Isn't it the other way around? - It's dangerous.
- If you're serious about vickles, use plastic gunniguls. - What's the rule?
- Ogrets will gather here and say "vickles!" - Yes.
- Destrogons will be on top of kaisers. - Yes.
- Kaisers won't hear vickles anymore. - I see.
- If you make ogrets leave vickles, you win. - I see.
- By the way, "leaving" is called "hamburger" in vickles' language.
- What?! - No, it's "hamburger"!
- Leaving vickles is called "sly" in vickles' language. - Sly?!
- It's strange. - These are the basic rules.
- I'm on Destragon's side. - Yes.
- These three are British and these three are Destragon. - I see.
- I forgot the first rule. You can't turn this around. - Oh, I see.
- You have to go like this and... - Yes, like this.
- So you have to hold it with both hands. - I see.
- It's a strategy. - It's a strategy.
- So you're really going to... - I'm going to...
- I'm going to...
- I'm going to run around with the rules like a thief and collect hate. - I see.
- Which one is Tetsuya going for? Which one of you is Kaizawa going for?
- It looks like Toshimitsu doesn't know, so I'll talk to Toshimitsu.
- I'll pretend to support the other two who are trying to attack me and go to Toshimitsu. - Okay.
- I'll attack you from below. - Here we go!
- Ready... - Ready...
- Bickle! - Bickle!
- This is hard!
- What's wrong with you?!
- Are you okay?!
- Get up! - Get up!
- What's wrong with you?! - Get up!
- I see! - I see!
- Damn, they slided us! - Nice try!
- Nice try!
It was only a little fun to watch you guys from the start...
- It's necessary to have a connection with a girl you like. - It's necessary!
- We need a formation. - We should all gather at once.
- From the end of the shoot, let's... - Let's do it again!
- Let's do it again!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- I'll be really... No, I'll be really close to you, OK? - OK.
- I'll be really close to you, OK? - OK.
- Ready? - Bikuru!
- Come on, come on, come on!
- OK, OK!
- Hamburg! - Hamburg!
- No, no, no!
- I can't hear you! - I can't hear you!
- Hamburg! - Hamburg!
- I got Hamburged! - You did?!
- So you lost! - I lost!
- Dang it, I got Hamburged from the opposite blind spot...
- Is it OK to pass the ball?
- In that case, should we let Tetsuya do it?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I wish I could pass it at least once.
- No, you don't have to do it.
- It's not bad!
- I want a special tool for that.
- No, no, it's not a special tool!
- No, it's not a special tool!
- So, this is the Bikuru that the management team came up with.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Welcome to the world of new sports! - Welcome!
- This is a 3-on-3 team play,
- but there's only one line of play.
- This team, this team, this team, and this team will play in order,
- but the first one to be placed on this starting line is...
- Kaito! - It's not Kaito!
- It's Kubo! - Kubo! - Kubo!
- The first one is placed on this starting line and this one is placed below...
- Another one is placed here... - A similar one!
- This one is... - Is it not Kubo?
- It's Mana! - Mana!?
- Mana! - Mana!
- You place Mana on this Kubo and you throw it over there... - Throw it!
- You throw it and when you stop Mana you'll get Kubo again...
- So you can get Mana only if you finish throwing? - Yes!
There's a goal in front of you.
That's a bad boy.
From the front of this cubo to the bad boy, it's 42.15 meters.
I'm going to throw it at it.
You know, there's a weird-shaped cream bread in the middle of it, right?
That's a cream bread.
It's three meters to the cream bread.
And if you throw it outside of it, it'll start from the line of the cream bread in front of you.
So you're going back, aren't you?
It's like an out, isn't it?
Well, uh...
It's 28 cubos per person.
Are you all right?
You can count on me.
Just one more time, please.
I'm gonna go outside and come back.
Me, too.
The first time you throw a manna.
After it becomes a cubo, it's a pentagon from above this manna.
This isn't a cubo.
It's not a manna.
It's a manta.
If you throw a manta, it'll be another cubo.
Oh, it's next.
Here you go.
Huh?
What was it again?
Huh?
Hachisuka.
Hachisuka?
I'm going to throw a hachisuka.
The difficult part of a hachisuka is that it's easy to throw, but it's easy to eat beyond the cream bread.
And then it's a cubo, but you can't stand on it, can you?
So let's say this is facing you.
When you face me, you'll put your axis legs along with the direction of this hachisuka.
Don't let go of this axis leg.
This is...
Can...
Can you say "break"?
K.W.S.A.D.?
K...
Huh?
K.W.S.A.D. is...
Kano Gary...
K.W.S.A.D. is set on the direction of the axis of the foot.
And it will turn.
So, if it stops facing this way...
From this state...
K.W.S.A.D. is...
K.W.S.A.D. is shot like this.
The winner is the one who defeats the bad boy.
If you use up both...
The start is from the nearest green pan.
As the distance gets closer and closer...
This is a marker.
A marker?
You put it here and deliver it to your opponent.
Like golf?
That's how you play.
What is this marker for?
POI!
Like "POI! POI!"
Do you know the rules now?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Let's "LA" POI!
I'll go first.
I think I'm going to fall.
Watch out!
"LA" POI!
Watch out!
Sorry about that!
Watch out!
"LA" POI!
I'll show you a miracle shot!
Please!
Give me a miracle!
How is it?
"LA" POI!
Since it didn't end at KWS 8, we'll start over from the first cream bread.
- Oh... - From the first cream bread?
- So we'll do the race now, 10 meters shorter. - Ah, and we'll go further and further, right?
- Yes. - Ah, I see.
- At first it's 42.195 meters, but then it's 30 meters, and then 20, and then 10.
- Ah, I see. So we'll get closer to the London goal. - That's the race.
- Well, this time it's a suspended game, so it's a little cold, so the game is over. - Well, it's supposed to be a little longer sport, right?
- Ah, I see. - We'll take a tea break in the middle of it.
- If you just look at Imemaru-san's practice footage of how amazing it is for you...
- Is this one more separated or is POI more separated?
- POI has more points than Imemaru-san.
- Were you conscious of not using any of them for the same purpose?
- Our team's wickle is wickle, and it's a pretty active sport.
- I think it's good that it's active. - It's like a young people's club activity.
- It's fun and fun. - It's like a break.
- It's like a folk game. - We're a little...
- Like a sauna. - It's like you can do all ages.
- You're sincere. - It has a proper code.
- It was surprisingly fun for most of us. - But it's like you want a special item.
- POI's special item is the wickle. - This is a special item?!
- The wickle's special item is... - You just did that!
- Munning's favorite is the tea break.
- Ah, I'm so sick of you!
- Ah, I'm sick of you!
- Ah, I'm so sick of you!
- Ah, I'm sick of you!
It's fun to throw a marker and get it with a clip.
Hahaha
It's okay.
Mana is a base.
Hahaha
Mana is a step.
Hachisuka can't be thrown.
Hahaha
Hachisuka is no good.
Tools are important, but not.
I'm sorry to everyone involved in baseball.
I'm sorry.
We have different shapes and the same things.
I'm sorry.
I thought I would expand my possibilities to respect baseball.
After all, baseball is the strongest.
Baseball club will continue to do our best.
Hahaha
Oh!
Well, let's go for a day-off, so let's go for a night training!
Oh!
Aim for public support!
Oh!
Run towards the sunset!
It's getting dark.
No, don't throw it!
Well, let's go!
Yes!
Oh! Isn't it high?
Oh!
Wow!